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Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.
Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them
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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
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I bought a property in egypt

"I bought a property in Egypt" is probably the first big meme of the year 2025. This was followed by "choppedchin" and "eye of Rah." These three memes combined, and in almost any video featuring one of them, at least one more had to appear. Some people consider this meme to be the worst ever created due to its "brainrot" factor surpassing memes like "hawk tuh" or "why so serious?".

The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.
A: Yo yo I bought a property in egypt and they gave me the property.
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀
by when the amogus but: January 25, 2025
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bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.
I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.
by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014
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bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.
Your dumb ass just bought a shot
by CaanHammertime February 2, 2018
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A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.
"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."
by guyish_dude June 29, 2024
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