borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"
by scumbagk December 26, 2011
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Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.
"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."
by Wes Ferguson July 13, 2005
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Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck
That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.
by the bear jew 117 November 08, 2010
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bork

damn, myspace is borked again
by caden July 01, 2006
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borked

In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.

This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.
Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.
by oliverthered May 28, 2013
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bork

to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night
Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.
by Brad Goonisenburg July 25, 2009
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bork

A person who is both a berk and a dork
Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.
by Sophizzle1 March 03, 2014
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