Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

by tittylover February 15, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 21, 2006

boob

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Boob

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

by Martazz April 3, 2004

boob

The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.

*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.

by Nicole Lopez June 11, 2006