bonsai Facebook

Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.

"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."

by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010

bonsai

The art of growing small trees -OR- reshaping kittens by confining them in a small container until their structure has conformed to the shape of the container.

People who bonsai their cats sicken me.

by wcgold December 25, 2004

bonsai

John Howard the Prime Minister of Australia, known as Bonsai (little Bush). For his slavish devotion to current U.S. leader to the horror of most Australians.

Ugh, I heard Bosai has been invited to the Ranch again this year

by long.one March 18, 2005

bonsyra

Meaning crazy

Look at that girl she’s bonsyra

by Freshtrimmmmm June 12, 2018

Bonswala

Cool, great, brilliant

That dinner bruv was bonswala

by Kashman October 6, 2019

bonsoir

the thing that the one guy from the umbrella academy said

Robert Sheehan:bonsoir

by bonsoirbop October 1, 2020

Bonsonic

A series of hack for Sonic The Hedgehog series on the Sega Genesis (Sega Mega Drive If You're From PAL Or Japan)
That Is Just a Pallete Hack And Terrible Level Hack Made By Bonmario That Is Worse Then Sonic 06 that is hated by a lot of people

Hey Dude Look At This Terrible Hack I Found Called Bonsonic it's Litterly Just a Pallete Swap And Level Design Hack

by brunchyr July 24, 2021