blisterfeld

The situation in which when one is walking and nearly collides with another person, then each awkwardly shuffles from side to side in an attempt to pass the other, but they each take a step to the same side, and therefore block one another once again. This one step to the side is usually followed up by another step to the other side, by both people. One typically then relinquishes walking space to the other, so that they may continue on their way.

I was walking down the street, when I had a blisterfeld with this other guy. It took us a couple of seconds to get past each other.

by duplicity vega December 29, 2009

Boast

To brag about something; to show off.

The girls in school like to boast about being popular.

by speechless10 January 2, 2010

Bisto

alternative to gravy.

Jamay: "hows it going foo?"
Jago: "its aaaaaall bisto"

by Argos Gold February 15, 2005

Bister

Sister or any other female relative or friend.

Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!

by bISTer June 25, 2010

bistulum

A burp that has travled to the end of your digestive tract and back picking up a strong scent of shit (ass scented beltch).

Her breath was rank with bistulum.

by RAFFO November 2, 2003

Bisto Logflume

A euphemism for gay male sex, for use in sensitive company

"Oh, Gary and Paul were out together all weekend. I think they must have gone to the theme park, they mentioned riding the Bisto Logflume together three times in a row"

"Oh man, next time we ride the Bisto Logflume, you're going in front. Those baby gravy stains will take ages to get out"

by plinkyplonker February 6, 2010

Bistley

North Devon word for dirty

I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.

by Molton Mole June 7, 2017