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Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 16, 2009
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Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
by ARBurgess January 14, 2013
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bohemian

Bohemians live in alternative spaces, these are places that are not normally considered suitable for living in. They don't make wealth their priority. Money is only a means of survival, so they can live for their arts/craft/music/literature...etc
Miranda and Ivan live in an old abandoned cynagogue, where they paint all day long. Sometimes they sell their art so they can afford to eat.
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bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.
(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"
by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009
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Bohemian

This term is incorrectly said to refer to a person who leads their life without regard to conventional standards of behaviour because that is how Gypsies lived and it was believed that Gypsies originally hailed from Bohemia, part of what is modern-day Czech Republic. Gypsies actually emigrated from northern Indian so it should also be noted that the term "Gypsy" which is derived from "Egyptian" is also incorrect although it is more widely accepted. The most etymologically correct term would be "Romani" or "Romany" which is the Gypsies original word for themselves.
Person 1: "Look at that hippie, he's such a Bohemian."
Person 2: "He doesn't look like a Czech to me."
by Lairor December 29, 2004
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Bohemian Blowjob

1.The act of having a girl give you a blowjob whilst singing dramatically to the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
Trixy gave me a bohemian blowjob when she wanted me to sing :/
by RoxanneRosalieCanuSmith September 30, 2010
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bohemia manor

a middle school / high school usually called Bo Manor but also referred to as Hoe Manor, Blow Manor, Keep it on the low Manor
Kyle-“so i’m dating this gilr form Bohemia Manor “

Jake-“ew bro what the fuck that gross you know their called Hoe manor right”

Kyle-“yeah it’s a one time thing then i’m out”
by hoe manor trash <3 June 1, 2018
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