bmxican

1.one who considers riding a bicycle as a lifestyle instead of transportation after your 3rd DUI

2.when you own your car and make payments on your bike

3.if you failed math but you know that the gear ratio 39-14 is almost equal to 44-16

4.if you can find southpark pennsylvania without a map

that bmxican is always wearing a cast and has crutches from the "sick" jump on the 1st straight away.

by mikey Johnson January 16, 2006

BMXing

When a woman, on her knees, jerks off two guys that are facing each other at the same time, one with each hand. The two guys are standing, facing towards each other, with her kneeling between them. The woman jerks off both guys simultaneously by moving both of her hands left, and then right, in unison. She continues this motion in rapid succession until taking a double shot of man seed to the face. The act gets its name from the similarity that her hand motions have to those of a kid riding a BMX bike and throwing the handlebars left and right as he tries to pedal faster. Can’t picture it? Get on your knees and try it!

Bob: Hey, don't you know that chick?
Tom: Yeah, she was BMXing me and my roommate the other night. Nice girl.

by Drewbee September 28, 2008

bmxer

Someone who rides a bmx. Does tricks and dangerous stuff to make it look cool. Can often be found hanging with 'skaters' and/or 'mountain bikers'
Townies are often seen on bmxs, and tell all their 'bredrins' about how good they are. dont believe them they are all crap. A bmxer usually wears jeans, mainly because they are protective, also coz they are cooler than stupid 'akademik' tracksuits.(dont u just love the irony in 'akademik') Townies dont like bmxers, but they dont hate them like skaters.

*bmxer is doing a dirt jump from a hill*
Townie: Oi f*cking gimme dat bike m8
Bmxer:no, its harder than you think
*townie steals bike and rides up the hill*
Bmxer: go on then, do the jump...
Townie:This F*cking bike is f*uckin shit i aint riding it
Bmxer:your just scared lol
*townie chases bmxer for a few seconds then gets out of breath and has to have a fag*

by booboo October 12, 2004

bmxboard

bmx forum for the 1337, a place where the old and young gather to ramble and talk about everything and nothing and best of all YOU cant join, take it

so i stuck it in her butt and peed, leaned back, pushed with my arms and roached the tyres out of there, tried kazaa, and searched google only to end up at bmxboard.com

by mike hawk February 21, 2005

bmxer

1. Someone who enjoys riding BMX. Not talking about freestyle riders(wannabe skaters) But racers who are on their bikes for almost more time than they walk. BMXer's live the common motto, "BMX till death" or "BMX till I die."
2. Someone who lives in the state of happiness when on a bike. Hardcore BMXers find BMXing as their "state of relaxation."

Today my friend Connor, the BMXer, rode his bike all across town.

by Nick Gonzales January 11, 2008

bmxer

Ratty gnarly dudes who ride bikes. usually all they care about is the bike and there friends. they either spend all day talking about there bikes, fixing there bikes, riding, or watching bmx videos. theyre always stoked on filming. there fashion usually consist of girls jeans, a shoestring for a belt and any empire bmx shirt or any bike comapany for that matter. they try there best to look ratty, aka not showering for days and then bragging about not taking showers. they usually drink mickeys or sparks, lonestar if youre in tx. if you ask anyone at any given moment if they like lucero they "love it".

ah dude me and ken are gonna go dig trails and drink beer. afterwards were going town on our bmxer bikes and shredding. text me!

by wensue March 21, 2008

BMXting

Texting while extreme biking.

OMG did you see that 360 tail spin hes BMXting to his mother?! hes on FIRE! here is a copy of aforementioned text , "b home soon, killin this ramp xoxoxo whtz4din?"

by shian Fitski ski ski May 5, 2012