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Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
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Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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Arabian Blowfish

It's when you put your balls on a girls eye sockets and then blow a load in her mouth and her cheeks puff out.
"Things got so kinky last night she asked me to give her an Arabian Blowfish
by itzfuzz March 10, 2016
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Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.
The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish
by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015
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peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
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Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020
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Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.
Giving big diva energy, but with bite.
Mallorie is talking to Kimberly and Kimberly is wearing an awesome outfit. Kimberly is very pretty and has a diva attitude with bite. Mallorie says to Kimberly “wow, you’re so cunty blowfish.”
by Kamfj April 18, 2025
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