bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

bleeding the brakes

While during intercourse, a man will thrust in a fast motion pushing air into the vagina. Then when the man pulls out the woman queefs.

Bleeding the brakes past tense :Man last night I was railing Barb and I bled the brakes on that bitch.

by Rosco- December 4, 2017

She Bleeds

When a girl is extremely angry and pissed off for what seems to be no reason, it is thought that she is having her period, or she is bleeding from her vagina, resulting in an angry mood. It can apply to females who may not have their period, but are certainly pissed.

"I like her, she seems hot."
"Nah bro, she bleeds to much, she'll flip over the simplest things."
"shit."

by I am Jack's spleen November 9, 2009

bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.

"Yo, I bled that block last night"

by Chris February 21, 2003

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

bleeding vagina

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.

Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.

by tinnican February 11, 2006

Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.

"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"

by partycr3w February 8, 2013