Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention

Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)

by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017

james blades

a granny basher, has about 1000 kids n at least one is autistic

oreyt james blades calm it down with the grannys

by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018

Roller Blades

A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.

If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.

by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019

Sky Blades

Neon Scarzz, first album; SKY BLADES/Avatar persona. Sky Blades meaning: wings in the shape of blades used to go upward into the sky and cut through the atmosphere

that guy has sky blades the way he keeps ascending

by tanmolly August 8, 2022

face blades

Your teeth

This meat is so tuff my face blades aren’t sharp enough to eat it

by Mousehunt July 12, 2024

Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!

“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”

by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024