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Birth giver 

Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you
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Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother
Kid “You don’t act like one”
Birth giver by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020

Birth Control Causality  

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

BIRTH OF ROME 

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.

Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"
BIRTH OF ROME by dr.zima April 15, 2007

birth weight 

A blunt rolled so fucking fat that it looks like its back to its original size
Lets go smoke with sam barrett because he's the only nigga that can roll blunts back to birth weight.
birth weight by Sam Barrett August 30, 2007

Birth Canal Skirt 

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.
You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!

Birth Vegan 

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
Birth Vegan by Spinroyd October 23, 2013
Word of the Day on October 28, 2013