Bird

beaver, twat, cunt

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)

by John R. December 9, 2003

Bird

Bird is the word

bi bi bi bird bird bird, bird is the, now every have you heard the word, everybody knows that the bird is the word.

by James1111124312342342342342342 November 2, 2010

Bird

A bird is someone who is bad at life.

That Sarah girl is such a bird; what is she wearing?

by Random Marely (SPA) May 6, 2006

Bird

a bird is a female or male who gives head.

there is this girl giselle who may want to be a bird to this kid hines like the ketchup if he asked her to...

by Maeghan June 15, 2004

Bird

One who flees or runs away once the police come or when sh** gets real

Damn, that hobo started coming after us and that bird Larry was out

by Swaggykid321 May 31, 2014

Bird

A form of dinosaur that flies around and eats small rodents and other dinosaurs. These dinosaurs can come in many sizes, some having wingspans as big as your unnaturally tall uncle ted. Birds stab everything smaller than them and feast on their gore.

Person 1: "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A FLYING DINOSAUR!"
Person 2: "Birds aren't dinosaurs"
Person 1 "BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS LOOK IT UP NOW GET IN DINOSAUR SHELTER!!!"

by Probably not a serial killer November 10, 2017

Bird

A 5' 2" half black, half white 16 year old crackhead, who only cares about smoking that loud. Also goes by the name of Cole.

Shut up your so fugayze.

i bet im fugayze ur a fucking bird.

by Fugayze Masterflex November 23, 2014