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Bimbos

Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.

Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.

Usually hang around with other bimbos.

U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.

Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.

example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.

JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
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bimbo slice

Damn ... that girl is such a bimbo slice.
by bimboslice November 17, 2010
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bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.
John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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bimbonic plague

cultural disease afflicting teenage (now prepubescent) girls. Please refer to recording artist Pink's 2006 song "Stupid Girls"
This gym class is infected with a bimbonic plague! (girls in the class with makeup, jewellery and designer clothing, there to be observed rather to gain fitness)
by Anthony L June 16, 2006
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bimboozle

the act of being bamboozled by a bimbo
He is rich and handsome, but no doubt in my mind that chick bimboozled him into marrying her.
by Putti the Insider December 23, 2010
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bimbonesia

bimbonesia also refers to a middle or high school, bimbos in these loctions IQs are under 0 and they thinks they're funny but all their jokes are bland insults. these bimbos are worse than your average bimbo and the bimbo-zone in bimbonesia is usually the bathroom.
Bimbo 1: your top is so last year!
Bimbo 2: well yea! my dasdasd is so fucking rich he could buy me anything!
Cassie: hi girls! (Oh shit I better run)
Bimbo 1: hey loser!
Bimbo 2: such a loser I bet she lives in a dump!
Cassie: why must I find bimbonesia at the worst time?
by Givesnoshit7777 July 13, 2016
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bimbol

A huge buzzkill and wet blanket, they're useless and have no friends.
Her: Let's have fun
Him: We can't we have a bimbol in the group
by Utli June 15, 2020
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