Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''

Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.

by ll-cool-j March 29, 2011

bi-winning

To win at everything one does.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

by Sheenisms March 29, 2011

Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.

Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.

Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.

Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.

by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011