Betty Windsor

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.

English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.

by poorbrokegradstudent December 23, 2011

Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder February 8, 2012

Betty White

To treat someone like you would treat Betty White (because who wouldn’t treat Betty White like the G.O.A.T that she is)

I’m going to need you to go Betty White that customer.

by Some7 March 9, 2023

Backdoor Betty

A girl that enjoys anal sex, sometimes even over vaginal sex. This is usually a secret preference, and not advertised by the girl, to avoid jokes and to protect her "reputation" as a "nice" girl.

She'll never admit it, but I've heard that she's a Backdoor Betty!

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"

Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy

by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

backstage betty

a girl who is invited backstage at shows in exchange for "favors."(wink wink) a softer way of saying groupie.


Syn.groupie

i see a lot of potential backstage betty's here tonight.

by Samigirl B April 9, 2005

ruthless betty

A smoking hot sexy youngin'to cougarish female who is a panther in the sack.

Crotch: Yo son, check out that ruthless betty over there walking in the bar.

Mr. Johnson: Yeah I know her dude, She's a panther in the sack.

by Cash Johnson April 13, 2009