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Beanie Man Syndrome

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Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.
"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"
by Shawn July 29, 2005
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Bernies

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A certain subset of millenial SJWs who are going to feel oppressed no matter where or who they are in the world

Being a victim and blaming others is a huge part of their repertoire and the idea of personal accountability and responsibility often send them into triggered panic attacks crying and chanting about an imagined nether world imp who relishes at the thought of their anguish.

They are ignorant to the fact that socialism leads to communism which in turn leads to the gulags.

They are obsessed with virtue signaling and completely and utterly ignorant of the well over 100 million people communist idealogues have murdered in the last century or the 500 million babies aborted in chinas one child policy(mostly little girls)...#metoo

By sheer lack of knowledge and godlessness they want to undermine,overthrow and tear down the greatest and fairest country ever seen on the face of the earth.

Where they have the freedom to attempt this subversion. Indoctrinated by their lgbtq-xyzlmnop professors and hollywood communist rhetoric they are used like disposable tools, ignorant and

blind to the proported outcome of their socialist pandering an professional victimhood.

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions these little socialist millenial brats are driving the bulldozier at full speed down the mountain.
As the "bernies" at evergreen college slid deeper and deeper into their imagined utopia (where everyone rides unicorns)
They began too realize that the grass is not greener on the other side....in fact there is no grass and people are starving so much they've resorted to cannibalism..
by yotaterds July 11, 2020
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Bernies

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Bernies are referred to a group of people within the age demographic of 18- 29 that are very outspoken, educated, and frustrated with the economic current of America today.
Bernie Sanders’s connected with those that were seeking a voice to represent their life experiences and felt that no one understood their hardships. He unmistakably created a movement in American that greatly influenced the political process. According to the Iowa polls, Sanders beat Hillary Clinton 84 percent to 14 percent among Democrats aged 17 to 29.

There became an emergence of an outspoken young person struggling with a great education and little income coming from an economy without jobs. Their voices once silent has grown in volume upon discovering a podium to speak from.
Bernies are now an identifiable group of people speaking with one voice and active at influencing the American way.
Bernies will forever define an age group or young Americans willing to stand and be heard. Bernies have created a cohesion within a certain age demographic that historically existed but without a clean and defining classification beyond that if merely being described as, “Young People”

Etymology
Bernes are a group, a demographic, of young people between the age of 18 to 29 that grew frustrated and felt disenfranchised from an economy incapable of finding a place for them. With slow economy resulting from 9 years of stagnation and economic growth of less than 2% year over year
This Club is full of Bearnies. The Bernies are planning to have a deminstration this weekend at the park.
by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016
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Someone who uses bernies on daily base.
Trippin balls is the best way to live.
Heeyy its a berniesaurusrex in his natural habitat, surrounded by bernies and his friends.

You are a berniesaurusrex use more bernies.
by Berniesaurusrexus February 11, 2019
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When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
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stinky beanie

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The re-usage of a condom that was previously used for anal sex.
"Yo bro do you have a condom I can borrow?" "yeah man, there's a stinky beanie in my drawer.

I had to use a stinky beanie on my girl last night.

I had sex with a stinky beanie on yesterday.

"Bro me an my girl did anal last night! Now we can do the stinky beanie in the morning!"
by Soopatroopa January 14, 2016
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sweat band beanie

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The art of having sex with a girl with a bro while one male is wearing a beanie and the other male is wearing a sweat band. One dick in mouth one in vag and girl loving it. Usually leads to pregnancy.
Doyle totally sweat band beanied that chick with Andre.
by Quiett September 14, 2007
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