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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
mugGet the nee message jarra bellendmug.

sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex
Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend
by Not sam wright January 10, 2018
mugGet the sore bellendmug.

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow
by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019
mugGet the Pufferfish bellendmug.

Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Bellendmug.

Bellend

Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
mugGet the Bellendmug.

Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England
I’m from bellend
by FP.27 August 16, 2022
mugGet the Bellendmug.

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