sac it like a massive bellend

To end/terminate an action

I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.

by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

bellend

funny prank

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked

by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019

Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans

Jeez look at that bellend

by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018

sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Bellend

Nicloa Sturgeon

That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.

by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018