belgian spirit

1. An insult to anyone not of belgian nationality. In one sense, it can be meant as a contradiction in terms if not speaking about a belgian.

2. Refers to a belgian's lack of motivation and ingenuity. (see belgian) Rather than coming up with a response in defense of belgian character, the belgians just click dislike.
In rare cases, a belgian will proceed to do urban dictionary ad hominem, thus displaying the extent of belgian spirit. Sources speculate that Belgium was made head of the EU for the sole purpose of giving belgians some motivation to try to correct ths issue... however, it did not. Europe continues to pity its beer, waffle, and chocolate addicted, cynical second cousin.

1. Jean: "Tom just insulted my mom on facebook. I would reply, but I really don't feel like putting in the effort to type something back or to to come up something nonetheless."
Paul: "Damn Jean, since when did you get a belgian spirit?"
Jean:(sleeping)
Paul: Now, that's belgian spirit!

2. belgian: "Damn there are only insults under the term belgian on UD."

Nederlander: "Hey, maybe you should type up something in defense of the term belgian."

belgian: "Naw, that would take too much time I'll just click dislike."
Nederlander: "you're not going to do anything more than that?"

belgian: "You're right I should go and dislike all the author's definitions."

Nederlander: "You're seriously not going to write a response?"
belgian: "I already said no. Get off my back its been like twenty minutes since I've had waffles, chocolate or beer."

Nederlander: "Is that all you consume?"
belgian: "Yeah, my girlfriend likes it when I give her belgian showers.
Nederlander: "Sick fucking belgian!"
belgian: (sleeping)
Nederlander: Now that's belgian spirit!

by dah Bodawg January 22, 2011

Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.

I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................

by BUSTIAN August 21, 2011

belgian mustache

When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner

She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache

by Baron Mustache December 8, 2015

Belgian Hot-dog

To ejaculate on a man's penis whilst it's places between the cheeks of another person.

Guy 1: I didn't think he was gay.
Guy 2: Obviously he is, we made a Belgian Hot-dog the other day

by The Colombian Kiddy Fiddler May 16, 2017

bendians

The definition of bendians is well exclaimed in the famous world known book of ancient Hell raisers. It can be found on page 69. It clearly states that a Bendian is a Hell raisin, Truck Sendin, Slut Fuckin, Beer Drinkin, Bird Flippin, Cock Flappin, Big Buck Killin, Fish Slayin, Bad Mother Fucker from the woods.

Hey Cody, me and chase are bout to go drink beer, kill deer, fuck sluts, and mud truck with the bendians over on the river bank

by The-real-WeeWee December 4, 2017

belgian space docking

Pooping from one man's butthole into another. Preferably with the men stacked vertically.

I tried some Belgian space docking with Toby but my foot slipped and now he has chunky peanut butter all in his chest hair.

by Peteygthing June 5, 2020