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Beijing breakfast 

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

Beijing Drift 

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..
When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..

Beijing Obscurantism

The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.
John's so into 'Double Rainbow Guy' after years in China. Classic case of Beijing Obscurantism!

beijing duck 

Lee know from stray kids said it. NO.OTHER.EXPLANTION...!!!?
I just wanna eat Beijing duck-our beloved lee hyung know
beijing duck by Lola1234311 December 15, 2023

Beijing Horseshoe 

A sexual position involving several brothers standing in a semi-circle around a horse, (or in extreme cases, a human pretending the role as a horse, although that is less common) and ejaculate on the horse in unison until it is soaked.
"I'm really proud of my first Beijing Horseshoe! We Beijing Horseshoe'd the shit out of that horse!"
"Oh cool, but you say 'we' who did you do it with?"
"My brothers of course, why else would i say that i did a Bejing Horseshoe?"

beijing steamed buns 

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"