Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020