sea beagle

A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.

Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.

by Chip Z'hoyy November 17, 2013

gnar beagle

Someone who is gnar. Someone that is such a good skateboarder that they are gnarly.....and also a beagle.

T.J., Mike, Spencer

Yeah! Gnar Beagles! You landed that three flip like a fucking gnar beagle!

by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010

legal beagle

A girl who legally is considered an adult, therefore legally able to consent to sex with other adults.

guy #1: "Wow, she's pretty hot!"
guy #2: "Dude better stay away from her, she's just 16, total jailbait."
guy #1: "Damn, I'm gonna be all over that in 2 years when she's a legal beagle."

by Maggie #2 September 21, 2005

Legal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows about

I'm just off for a legal beagle

by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

A Bag o' Beagles

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

by Calico August 1, 2007

Reverse Regal Beagle

To have hold a girl by her legs upside down and eat her ass out as she blows you.

As Above HELLO!

by FooK November 26, 2003

Beagle Boner 1

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

by the Grand Teton May 29, 2009