Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
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by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Bindeez bead

Bead's that are pushed up another person's ass when have sex.

ouch pushed them to far up take Bindeez bead's out

by Justincross April 29, 2009

bead blaster

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower

Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster

by #itiswhatitis October 26, 2013

bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014

cool bead

A righteous dude or dudette.

Man, he is a cool bead.

by FrizzyE June 3, 2017

bead mumbler

Deragatory term for a Roman Catholic, in referance to reciting the rosary prayer.

In a church with all of these bead mumblers!

by anneelizabeth August 12, 2012