beeper

An adjective used to convey an idea of something becoming outdated or old. This is an expression that would constantly evolve and as technological advances are found, it is likely that the word "cell phone" could take its place.

Before the advent of Blackberries and cellphones we had beepers also known as pagers. These primitive devices allowed one to receive a call and be notified that someone was trying to reach them. The beeper would display the phone number that the person trying to reach you wanted to be called back at.

Beepers were an amazing excuse for lazy people. It was like a cell phone with a built-in excuse. Nowadays you miss a call, you know you gotta call the other person back cause the phone is obviously with you. WIth a beeper it was like, "Oh shit man, couldn't get in touch with you. Got the page but there wasn't a phone around and I didn't have change for the pay-phone. (Read, I don't want to talk to your freak ass)."

Tom: Molly never knows about all the new things the world comes up with.

Deshawn: Truf, man. She is some major beeper status when it comes to technology.

by SquirrellyNinja May 30, 2006

bop beep be be skdoo bep

A sentence said by Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin' in Week 6.

Senpai: Not bad for an ugly worm. But this time I'll rip your nuts off right after your girlfriend finishes gargling mine.
Boyfriend: Bop beep be be skdoo bep

by KaanGaming March 1, 2021

Bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('shit') or urinate ('piss') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her ass. Sally pissed and shitted into the bedpan.

by Jerkmaster6996 May 26, 2016

Beep Beep

1. The sound cars make as their driver repeatedly stimulates their horn, bringing the far end of the hand down in a cupped shape. The mere sound of this stimulation causes nearby drivers to stimulate their own car's pleasure center, and soon all through the air is heard moaning sounds of joy from vehicles. Sometimes this induces severe road rage, which brings about the mounting of one car onto another in doggy style position. Unfortunately, sometimes the mounting proves too rough, and the car at the receiving end may be reduced to scrap metal.
2. A sound to bellow when planting a hot carl on a sleeping victim.

1. Car 1: "Beep Beep!"
Car 2: "Beep Beep Beep!!"
Cars 3, 4, 5, 473: "BEEP BEEP BEEP etc.!!!!"
2. Carl: "BEEP BEEP BITCH!"
Susy Q: "OH MY GOD... YOU ASSHOLE!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Back it up, BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

To ask someone to repeat something which needs clarification.

Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about.

George: Woah, back it up, back it up, Beep! Beep! Beep! Tractor story?

Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?

by Dick Armey October 20, 2006

Bedeister

Whore......girl who is a schiester to get in your bed...hints bedister.....

WHore, slut,, jump off

That hoe Trischelle from Real World Las Vegas is a Bedeister.

by Jgard10 August 4, 2009

Bedophilia

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

by white lupine wave February 4, 2015