by lex.golden December 20, 2019
usually a name of a rude person. is unkind and selfish. makes horrible jokes. may is also the name of many dumb people. people named may are usually ugly and are diagnosed with obesity.
child: “mommy someone in my class answered a question about plants with “uranus” haha.”
mom: “she’s probably a may.”
mom: “she’s probably a may.”
by sevcnringss November 08, 2019
by yeLLoJellO May 08, 2004
A phrase used by someone who has been proved wrong with factual evidence. Instead of admitting their wrongness, they will simple reiterate the same argument and add "be that as it may" to suggest that they are compromising and admit some fault, but really don't feel any differently.
Person 1: I think your dog is shedding all over the couch
Person 2: Be that as it may, you still should vacuum it.
Person 2: Be that as it may, you still should vacuum it.
by Downvoting Victim May 15, 2012
May is an amazing person until you get to know her. She will annoy the fuck out of you and boasts about being the most satanic person in your group. Though she is good at drawing she will mock anything else you draw.
Person 1: "Oh it's may!"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"
by urmumisgayx2 December 15, 2019
Something that is usually an asian. It can speak english in a funny accent and is always corrected by some other asian object of sexual desire. It is usualy found in its natural habitat inside a vinnies store searching for bargains. it is typically a lesbian. and does not eat KFC. most commonly it is found with a clump of dead womans hair on its head. this thing has no sense of direction a 'mai' usually gets lost and acts confused in any situation. A mai cannot drink alcohol or will turn fire engine red. if a mai has alcohol in its system it will act disoriented and stumble. do not approach a mai if it is drunk or if you are black. a mai is attracted to cu den and is very good at drawing naked people
by noobstick August 25, 2010
Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.
Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
by Bitches and Canes October 16, 2011