Boughton

A Village full of middle class and upper class snobs. With few genuine people.

Near to Moulton. You can usually distinguish a Boughtonian by the easily identified accent or very posh expensive clothing or size of His Penis, usually over 6inches.

Moulton once tried to invade however Boughtonian residents gave them money.

OH, did you see the guy with that 6 incher? Yes, He's probably a Boughtonian.

OMG look at his car! He is so Boughton.

by Yup112233 April 4, 2011

shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision

Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!

by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017

boughtsam

Anything "extra" that makes its way into a package for something you've bought on eBay. Extra goodies, promotional, religious or random stuff that people try to unload on you by adding it to your package.

I bought a new cellphone on ebay and the guy included two demo CDs for his band. Can't believe I got stuck with the shipping for all this boughtsam.

by David Adams March 20, 2006

Blaughter

Short for "blasting with laughter."

I suffered a fit of uncontrollable blaughter after hearing a particularly silly joke.

by gwillysix December 20, 2011

bought-it

A girl who either is/acts like/or dresses like a real hooker-broad

Damn, girl, you look like a real bought-it in those little ass boy shorts.

by lilmama007 July 12, 2006

Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS

Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.

by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005

baugh

a word meaning anything the user wants and the other person having to guess

Kyle: you want to go out ?
Mikes: Baugh
Kyle: yes ?
Mikes: Baugh
Kyle: SHUT UP!!!!

Kyle goes in a rage

by Michael Barnett September 21, 2008