Boner Battery

The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"

*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)

by Jeff "Troofus" Corcoran May 16, 2005

Battery Acid

A drink that you drink when you wanna feel the best high of your life. It got its name "Battery Acid" because when you take 1 sip its like death yet the best feeling you'll possibly feel.
You need:
8 Triple C Cough & Cold
1 Pack of Strawberry Cool aid
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Red Party Cup
and Water.

Imagine Being on another planet...
The action of drinking "Battery Acid" is called "The Raines"

by Gucci Bodatucci December 10, 2009

battery

a discrete name for a juul. The charged stick without the pod

1: Hey do you have a battery I can use? I have a pod.

by rambje June 28, 2018

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Battery dolly

A girl that has sex with multiple men at the same time

The gyal jada-kay a real battery dolly

by K.T_trashhhhh November 2, 2019

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020