Goo bath

To skeet all over another person, in large amounts, preferably on their face.

James: "I gave that bitch a goo bath!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008

whore bath

Commonly known as washing only your "pits, tits, and slits" or "pits, tits, and naughty bits" in the bathroom sink. The idea is to save time. One might also take a whore bath when at another person's home whose shower is not available or sanitary.

"I woke up at a stranger's house again last night. When I went to use his shower in the morning, it was so disgusting I opted for a whore bath instead.

by fancy.cat_meow June 6, 2013

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.

"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006

Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Scrubble Bath

Someone who is absolutely terrible at a specific task. Being such a scrub that the word "scrub" doesn't quite cover it.

That man is such a scrubble bath at COD. He went 0 and 40.

by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018

'Going for a Bath'

Going for a bath = going for a wank.

Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night.

by The Japer. July 18, 2009