Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 22, 2011
When a large male figure dressed as a Viking forces his cock and balls in your mouth causing him to to blow his load out your nose and baste your face while he rubs the horns on his helmet.
by SAMGW84 November 09, 2022
verb. When a male has intercourse with two different females in the same day, he double bastes or is double basting.
I can't believe how pissed Abby was when I told her I double basted Lindsay after that MILF in the elevator.
by aj_696969 November 20, 2017
by Tailbaster August 26, 2017
I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.
by Zonal K September 24, 2019
by Somsaltibois July 15, 2018
(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009