mailbox baseball

The act of hanging out the passenger side of a car, with a bat, and hitting roadside mailboxes while another person is driving.

1. "We played mailbox baseball last night, we broke the shit out of a bunch of mailboxes."
2. "This road had a lot of mailboxes on it, it would be great for mailbox baseball"

by The Dark Avenger April 15, 2003

Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

Inside Baseball

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.

"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.

by High on Life June 9, 2015

Fourth Base

When you refer to your other intimate moments with your partner as first, second or third base, yet you have forgotten that the next step is referred to as a "home run", and is not called "fourth base". Yes, fourth base is sex, but come on! Just call it a home run! All the other bases are used in a reference to the bases is baseball. Have you ever played baseball? There's no fourth base!

"Dude, I totally got to fourth base with my girlfriend last night"

"You mean a 'home run'?"
"Yeah, either way we totally smashed".

by slurpeesaredelicous January 8, 2017

Naval Base Secondary School

School who spends more money on artificial grass rather than fixing the broken fans that looks like its about to fall. Some teachers are honestly amazing. School filled with matrep thinking they own the world but no one takes them seriously

joining naval base secondary school?
artificial grass school?

by Naval base student August 20, 2021

second base

First is making out with tongue. If done properly, there should be no slobber on the female's face afterwards.

Second base is when a guy feels up a female's breast over clothing, under clothing, or under the bra.

Getting to third with a lady is fingering, and hitting her G spot- the bone or hard wall at the top of the inside the vagina where she is most sensitive.

Fourth or hitting home is when the guy penetrates her vagina with his member, and has sex.

Note: Third and fourth is usually done in one "run," though that run may require patience and a deeper emotional connection.

Lily (from How I Met Your Mother): *comes in with handprint on the breast area of her shirt. "It was finger-painting day at school and a 5-year-old boy got to second base with me."

by hitthatspot January 9, 2011