When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006
Get the Barber Polemug. Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
by 4Tay January 30, 2009
Get the Barber Polemug. by Windus May 20, 2005
Get the Doing a barbermug. "Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
by slabberjabber April 25, 2010
Get the Starving Barbermug. by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019
Get the gary the barbermug. Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
by MD Jr October 10, 2013
Get the Barber Pollmug. Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.
by NinaHartley March 19, 2017
Get the Barber Kingmug.