Balatroified

When someone ignores something highly recommended only to realize that it's good.

Person 1: I'm probably not going to play Balatro because I probably won't like it.
Person 2: It's an amazing game you have to try it!
Person 1: I just played it and it's actually pretty good! I've been balatroified

by TheFlyingDove February 19, 2025

Balatrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to the joker cards in the game Balatro

Person 1: Yo bro have you ever fantasied about the jokers
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL

by FatJanet_69 February 24, 2025

Basmati Bunnies

A colloquial term for white women who are particularly attracted to Indian men, especially in a romantic or sexual context.

"At the party, some people joked that the group of white girls fawning over the Bollywood actors were total Basmati Bunnies."

by Legocrackedcap June 15, 2025

jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024