Badassery

the act of partaking in something so entirely bad ass, that it could be considered a criminal offense.

Dude1: OMg did you see the news last night?!?!

Dude2: no... whats going on?

Dude1: Steven Segal raped a woman wearing a camouflage bandanna, and a grenade vest, ALL WHILE HOLDING A HUNTING KNIFE BETWEEN HIS TEETH!!

dude2: ...wow, that sounds like a serious case of assault and "badassery"

dude1&dude2: *both share a whimsical laugh at the clever pun*

by Dragon_piss April 8, 2009

Badassery

The skill or quantity of badass-ness.

"Oh man, Marv has at least a Master's in Badassery!"

by David Fly November 26, 2007

Badasstic

Having the character or form of a badass.

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity

Jason Bourne’s ability to speak many languages is not as badasstic as his ability to kick ass in EVERY language.

by MastaRoe July 10, 2011

bumassity

The level of intensity of how much of a bum or bumness is presented

Person 1 is dumpster diving with with an ashy face.
Person 2 says "the level of bumassity is through the roof"

by OG_Rob_Destroe January 31, 2015

BadAssary

Doing the baddest of bad ass things any person can do ; doing something so outragous.

Oh , he just ran into that drug store with a ski mask on ! Thats so badassary !

by YOfriend :) December 10, 2010

badassito

badassito - bad·ass·ito

a mojito (mixed drink) without sugar and with light rum (more than the usual mojito recipe calls for)..Don't forget the lime!

mojitos are for pussies! gimme a badassito motherfucker!

by The Smallness and Rick September 25, 2010

badassiery

The amount of being badass.

My badassiery is more then yours, biatch!

by sexylike July 27, 2004