Backsplash

Menstrual flow that defies the laws of gravity and flows up the butt crack and deposits everywhere but on the intended pad or tampon

Damn, girl you got backsplash leaking through your jeans.

by JolliRogue November 19, 2022

Backslang

Means absolutely nothing, who ever says 'i can speak in backslang' are saying nothing but gibberish, the pure definition is words that are being said backwards such as 'bad man' would be 'dab nam'

'nuiafhfhga gmai?'
'you aren't saying anything'
'yes i am, it's backslang'
and then you laugh at the person because they don't know backslang is from the 19th century and think it's just whatever comes out your ass and it means something.

by Kamreii January 5, 2023

Backsplash

Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.

In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).

During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.

In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.

Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main

You never be a backsplash your move of a Jack.

by Yomyslime September 29, 2023

BackSplash Baby

BackSplash Baby is used as an insult. As in someone's dad shot his load on their mom's back, which slid down her ass Crack across her asshole before sliding in and being conceived. And thats why they are a piece of shit.

Calling someone a BackSplash Baby.

by RUGER2407 and pixiedixie September 1, 2025

stinky backlash

When you blow on a mans sweaty balls and the stench blows back at you

I blew on peters balls and jesus you should have smelt the stinky backlash

by Blowbyblow April 19, 2018

Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back

Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

by McNugget22 April 8, 2021

tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"

Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.

by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024