by smileyyfacee April 29, 2020
Get the jacob barber mug.a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
by mito0 October 12, 2008
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I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022
Get the Nude barber mug.Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016
Get the A Barber's Cat mug.Cowboys *now* starting running back. Once was a back up for Julius Jones (who is now a Seattle Seahawk.) Unlike Jones who uses elusiveness, Barber runs people over ala trucking. You can't stop this dude. Not even the New England Patriots.
Dude did you see that two yard run by Marion Barber? He was about to get safetied by the Patriots, but got out! This dude is a BEAST!
by Michael0105 April 3, 2008
Get the Marion Barber mug.1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.
2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008
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