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junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.
some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown
by brotographer March 20, 2010
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hairspray breakdown

Where you inhale some hairspray accidently . Go on a rampage around camberly then you get home get really sad like . you end up hating everyone and everything , you get all deppresed , you think everyone hates you and you rip up pictures . the moral of the story ? Dont do hairspray XD
Person 1 : why'd you rip up them pictures ?

person 2 : i was having a bit of a hairspray breakdown ....
by luucy. January 9, 2009
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Mental Breakdown

The act of crying, then contemplating life choices before proceeding to dye or cut ones hair for tik tok
Mental Breakdown checkkk. I had a mental break down and cut my self a fringe which I proceeded to dye purple
by Veganmaezing March 1, 2020
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sharepoint breakdown

Sharepoint breakdown is a term for an acute psychiatric disorder that manifests primarily as severe stress-induced depression, anxiety or dissociation in a previously functional individual, to the extent that they are no longer able to function on a day-to-day basis until the disorder is resolved. A sharepoint breakdown is defined by its temporary nature, and often closely tied to psychological burnout, severe overwork, sleep deprivation and similar stressors, which combine to temporarily overwhelm an individual with otherwise sound mental faculties. A sharepoint breakdown also shares many symptoms with that of a dynamics breakdown.
Our lead developer won't be coming in anymore as he is suffering a sharepoint breakdown.
by pseudo-saiyan September 10, 2014
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Bob Ross Breakdown

like James Marriott says: "Bob Ross Breakdowns occur when a creator is going through such distress that they completely shift away from their norm."

can be abbreviated to BRB, but not to be confused by the short form of be right back
Boy: "did you hear that? James Charles dyed his hair platinum blonde, I wonder why he did that..."
Girl: "it's most definitely because of a Bob Ross Breakdown"
by lolongod August 26, 2019
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Foggy Mountain Breakdown

Interviewer: What's that song you guys used the Fibonacci sequence on
Manyard Keenan: Oh that's Foggy Mountain Breakdown
by NinjaPudgy August 29, 2019
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communication breakdown

an awesome song by Led Zeppelin, the greatest rock band that ever came to exist.
Me: Have you heard communication breakdown lately?
non-led-zeppelin fan: duh... whats a communication breakdown
Me: its a led zeppelin song.
other guy: i am sorry for offending the great led zeppelin. I am ashamed. I shall now wash my mouth with soap becuase I have dishonored the greatest song on earth.
by fads;lkfja;sldkfj January 5, 2008
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