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kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
by Samwar May 29, 2008
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Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add
" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "
by John Gaskell May 15, 2005
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tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.
I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.
by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
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fobber boff

sexual intercourse exceeding average expectations; fobber referring to great or amazing (level of enjoyment), and boff referring basic sexual intercourse.
James and Sarah shared a fobber boff.
by Aaron Barber May 27, 2005
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king boff

King boff is basically God he is able to dictate anything that happens including nuclear farts on china
Robbie percival is king boff, bow down to me peasants
by King boff May 27, 2017
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Whoppa boff slink dink

A combination of insults that someone says when in a confused state of anger
"Why did he do that??? What a Whoppa boff slink dink"
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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Doll Boff

Another word for toll both or someone stupid/annoying/fool.
Don't be such a Doll Boff
by Pielover945 November 4, 2009
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