Blessin

This is a smart loving beautiful 😍 person she can come off carzy or mean with a nasty addition but don't let her fool you she fights for whats hers and can also be sweet and loving to be around 💕 and she never settles for less because she knows she's worth alot and she never let's anybody bring her down

Look at blessin isn't she so beautiful 😍

by candyapple4448 March 17, 2021

The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.

Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”

by MegMegs January 2, 2020

Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!

boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!

by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011

Gypsy Blessing

The act of fucking a woman and pulling out just before she comes to orgasm then getting up and leaving, thereby robbing her of the joys of sex as a gypsy would do.

Wilson's mom got a gypsy blessing the last time she went to the market

by DoctorMarioN64 December 7, 2011

Blessing

A blessing is a group of Unicorns

"Have you ever seen a unicorn?" "I have seen a whole blessing!"

by gagglegaggle September 27, 2009

Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.

'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011