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Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.
"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."
by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025
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bluefolf

1. A crude nickname given to someone who has an addiction to shitting on a plate and then doing various things with it, includes but not limited to: Eating it, selling it on ebay marked as "beauty products", using it as lube, using it as ammunition, etc

2. a Nickname given to a type of scammer who scams crippled people and using the money on second hand feces from "bluefolfs" (see 1st definition)
1. My friend has made $2000 from selling Fursoda's branded Shit! he's such a bluefolf!

2. FUCK! I LOST $2000 ON FURSODAS BRANDED SHIT, DAMN BLUEFOLFS!!
by FoodyMan25 April 14, 2025
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Blufor Landing

A crashing Helicopter in King of the hill on Arma 3 is known as a Blufor Landing
Enemy Vehicle Inbound bearing.... never mind Blufor Landing Cary on.
by Ander0sn November 26, 2025
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Snargel Blurf

Snargel Blurf is a word meaning everything and nothing at once. It is associated with cats and black holes.
That Snargel Blurf!
by GO Technologies October 25, 2019
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Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.
Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.
by ineverpullout November 18, 2023
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