Musical Bloke

A young man who stands on the side of a road in Bellaire, Texas (Houston) & sings songs on a beat up guitar. He is quite skilled & very humorous. If you see him, you should toss some money in his open guitar case.

Oh, LOOK! There's the musical bloke! He's very talented. Let's give him some money so he can buy himself a drink in this hot Houston weather.

by houstonlocal2011 April 26, 2011

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

smokey bloke

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

by bigtrn January 8, 2021

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Bloke Night

A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.

Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.

by Donzz October 8, 2020

sroke the bloke

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.

After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003