Call of Duty Black Ops

1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.

2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist

1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?

Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.

2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?

Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.

by Cr4zyd4wg68 May 30, 2011

Call Of Duty: Black ops

The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.

Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)

by nnSHARK BAITnn January 25, 2011

call of duty: black ops 42

Call Of Duty: Blacks Ops 42! is a mix between the last 40+ Black ops games as Tryarch has ran out of ideas

Do you own call of duty: black ops 42

by RandommCraft May 30, 2016

Oh dear black ops!

a common phrase exclaimed when any black ops reference is mentioned

Dylan: What seat are you in for the exam? I'm in seat J9.
Achmed: I'm in seat C4.
Dylan: Oh dear black ops!

by BlackOps1 June 22, 2011

Call of Duty Black Ops Two

The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.

Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!

Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game

by Al W. October 14, 2012

Call of Duty Black Ops

For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.

Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'

by Battlefield Forever! June 10, 2011

Call of Duty Black Ops

The single most overrated game of all time, tying with everything else COD related. Seriously, 5 year olds play these games. What has the world come to?

See overrated

Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk

by I hate CoD November 14, 2011