Biscuit

1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day

1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"

by willowire July 31, 2010

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

Biscuit

a person without arms or legs

i just got some new midget porn where this dude does a biscuit

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

Biscuit

1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.

1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!

by waterhole101 July 4, 2012

Biscuit

Lure or trick someone.

A couple of friends trying to convince another friend into buying a plasma TV would say - Lets put a biscuit on Anju to buy a plasma TV.

by dj78 February 21, 2009

biscuit

Free gift for doing something.

After sitting through that really long time share sales presentation, I totally deserve my biscuit!

by TotallyJersey May 4, 2006

biscuit

a little something on the sidewalk or the side of your plate that thinks it is more important than it is but actually the whole world could easily live without it-

- " Randy said he'd have killed somebody if he woulda been there when they said that and in fact he was just going out the door to go over there and regulate but then a meteor struck his house ..." \\ - " Randy is a biscuit "

by nine eyed eel November 26, 2007