The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
Get the Reverse Bidetmug. When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
Get the Backsplash bidetmug. Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
Get the Shameful Bidetmug. When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.
Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"
by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013
Get the Bidet Shitmug. by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015
Get the Redneck bidetmug. When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”
Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
Get the Scrotal Bidetmug. When an automatic toilet's sensor is too sensitive and flushes a toilet while you're still seated, covering your ass in nasty toilet water.
Taking a dump and leaned forward to scratch my leg and I hear, "Whoosh." Damn toilet hit me with the Ohio Bidet.
by Stilldking June 9, 2019
Get the Ohio Bidetmug.