Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

Basement Flooded

where you get wet. down in your privates

I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.

by rybcn87 January 31, 2018

basement mania

craze of following underground bands in the Dollshouse collective of South East England...including bands Unlucky Fried Kitten, The Cemetry Gaes, The Bolans, I Am A Spider, V2086.

it came as no surprise that London caught onto the Basement Mania

by Export January 1, 2008

basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man October 18, 2012

Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.

"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there

by Dault December 17, 2013

basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day

Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!

by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018