To run one's mouth loudly about nothing. Very similar to talking shit or bullshitting. Could be used playfully or aggressively.
Don't worry about Johnny , he just likes barking up.
I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.
I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.
by Underpound June 05, 2013
(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.
By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.
by lisa_urban May 19, 2008
by jonesy2014 June 06, 2014
Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?
Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"
Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"
by MantisToboggan November 23, 2010
So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...
by Steeler Crow January 03, 2008
Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
by MikeyTam February 19, 2010
A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 04, 2013