axel sangriento, the sexiest man alive, who happens to be married to Audrey Sangriento. Soon to be leader of Mano Sangriento
by epyauqrey September 12, 2020
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by Axel Sangrientos wife April 25, 2021
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Unlike incels, who can't find anyone to have sex with, and volcels, who just don't want to have sex, an axcel totally could and does want to have sex, but for some reason they keep forgetting to do it.
Unlike incels, who can't find anyone to have sex with, and volcels, who just don't want to have sex, an axcel totally could and does want to have sex, but for some reason they keep forgetting to do it.
Musical artist Moby was an axcel for at least 6 years because he said he just wanted to hang out with his dog. Sounds believable.
I was an axcel in college because I double majored in math and applied mathematics.
I was an axcel in college because I double majored in math and applied mathematics.
by -TracerBullet November 9, 2021
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by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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I would love to have an Axel in life :)
I would love to have an Axel in life :)
A very sweet, kind, humorous, creative kind of person who’s likes to be smiling with a deep loving heart that can brighten up you’re day when you’re feeling down or when his there for you in hard complicated times no matter what, how hard it can be.
I would love to have an Axel in life :)
I would love to have an Axel in life :)
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by St. Anselm's Rules August 26, 2004
Get the st. anselm's mug.A promiscuous female serial killer. Specifically, a woman who will have sex with you, and afterwards when you're smoking a cigarette, she'll cut your head off with an axe.
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