aston

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Asston

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

by Sj7 January 31, 2017

Astonie

Astonie (originally Astonied) was born in 2004. He would eventually join a team named Ache, and marry a dude named Dolphin. Dolphin was always controlling in their relationship and said the word dildo} too much, so Astonie pursued a relationship with a fellow Fnpl squad teammate Introessive. As their relationship progressed, the leader of Ache - Jacgloe - was brutally pitchforked and hardly escaped with his life. This had a strain on Introessive and Astonie's relationship, so they filed the divorce papers and Astonie went out looking for a new lover. He eventually found a hot egirl named Rose in which he is currently happily married to.

Astonie has a dig bick

by AcheTfUp April 20, 2019

Aston

A hot ass women

OMG its Aston i wanna bang her

by Steven Jobbyson September 24, 2018

dirty aston

Someone by the name of Aston Palmer who has a large cock and loves cars.
Ambitious individual and always gets what he wants.

I was dirty Astonated last night, I still can’t walk, however he picked me up in a lovely MR2.

by Dirty Aston March 30, 2020

aston martin dbr9

the aston martin dbr9 is THE fastest car to ever go round the top gear test track with an astounding time of 1 minute and 8 seconds...that is fucking bloody mind blowing innit

the aston martin dbr9 goes ,bout 299 miles an hour

by cazza710 March 4, 2009

Alstone'd

To shit your pants big style

Had a bad curry last night, Alstone'd it in the morning.

by Alstone March 18, 2009