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Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.
"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."
by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014
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Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.
"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like
"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"
by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020
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Autistic Monkey

by Kashchei November 27, 2003
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Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.
She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.
by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010
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Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.
Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.
by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017
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Autistic Karen

The worst Karen there is. Most Karen's ACT like they are autistic, but autistic Karen's take it to a new level. They are the kind of people who would ask for the CEO
Person 1: Did you see that Karen ask for the manager?
Person 2 : Yeah, they must be an Autistic Karen
by PythonCZX June 3, 2020
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