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Pulled an Austin!

The process of Jizzing in your pants when having interactions with members of the opposite sex.
"Dude, I hugged Lupe and I totally pulled an Austin!".
by bluuecheese123 April 1, 2010
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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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Austintude

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)
Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!
by Texas Expert June 23, 2010
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Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.
Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.
by The English Crew April 18, 2011
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Austen

A man with a fat cock and a big heart
"Have you seen Austen, his cock is humongous!!"

"Yeah I did he is really cool"
by frickface09 May 20, 2021
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Dry Austin

A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.
“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin
by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020
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austin powers

Austin Powers: I put the Grrr in swinger babyyy...yeahhh.
by vivalastoner July 24, 2008
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