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Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.
*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009
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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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the volume in here is astronomical

When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.
Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical

OR

Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
by cayden is thick June 6, 2020
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asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anus bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOU ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
by Benny doctor in asstronomy January 4, 2006
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Astronomics

Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?

Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
by Yi Z May 23, 2013
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Astronimite

A quirky guy who finds almost anything funny and would be that type of person to hide in someone’s closet.
James: “Banana”
Nathan: “HAHAHAHA
James: “Bro you find everything funny, all i said was one word man…”
James: “You’re such an Astronimite”
by Anonymoose man July 15, 2022
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astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.
Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.
by Mark November 30, 2010
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