the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.

"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."

by Anron90 December 23, 2019

Lil’Astronaut

A short ass tiny dude who is trash at basketball and cricket, though he lask skills he is so hot fire emoji.

A Lil’Astronaut is harassing me.

by ronaldo jr. October 21, 2022

Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

by Jd87 March 18, 2021

Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'

God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

Asstronaught

He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites.

Hey Neil,that Asstronaught over there reckons he can kick your ass!

Neil: Scew that man, lets kick HIS ass first...!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Astronaut

A common misspelling of the word assornuts.

I love my astronaut .

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"

The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".

by gtdiesel November 16, 2009